- Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mai hole kyu hai?
Santa : Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
- Santa : Mujhe Uss ladki se bachao.
Banta : Kyo?
Santa : Jabse maine kaha dil cheer ke dekh tera hi naam hoga saali chaku leke piche pad gayi hai.